Tuesday, August 16, 2005

a bit of advice...

I wish I can say I don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but I can't. Because the reasons why you've reached this point are as clear as daylight:

1. You have an annoying habit of blowing your stress waaaaay out of proportion. - I think this comes from your competitive streak.. the bad kind where you pull other people down and suck out their energies. You love proclaiming just how stressed you are, with the objective of appearing highly-utilized and thus very important. Ang yabang kasi. Yan napapala.

2. You have a superiority complex. - Mainly an attitude problem, you walk around with your nose in the air and act as if you're better and smarter than everyone else. Hello?! Newsflash: Compare IDs with anyone else in that floor and you'll be reminded of your proper place.

3. You never ask for help. - Linked with # 1 and 2 above, not being willing to acknowledge that you can't handle everything on your own adds to your stress unnecessarily. Not to mention it renders you vulnerable to committing unnecessary mistakes.

4. You don't make friends with people. - To think that you're already in the company of some of the greatest, most fun and most accomodating people ever! What the heck is your problem?!

5. You don't eat. - Starving people rarely make very nice people.

6. You're manipulative. - You know what this means. I don't need to elaborate.

7. You're a brat. - Napagsabihan lang kala mo ano ng nangyari. Welcome to the real world, man. Believe it or not, you've had it soooo easy. You have no idea what else is in store for you. I can't believe how whiny and weak you're being. You give the rest of us a bad name.

Tsk tsk tsk. I strongly advise you to tread carefully and consider your next move. Avoid going down the path of least resistance, especially considering you haven't really tried yet.. at least not completely.

5 comments:

kaye said...

either that, or have a bunch of people formerly in her place breathe down her neck and knock her off her pedestal.

the problem is, kala nila, pagkadating dun, princess ka. sorry na lang... in the grand scheme of things, you're still at the bottom of it all. :p

henaku. mga batang mayabang tlga.

tsk tsk.

hehe

gladys said...

exactly! wanna whack them and wake them up to smell the coffee ;p

ivanish said...

woah! i can feel the angst from here! easy citibankers! :-)

gladys said...

haha ;p Well, if you know these people, you'd feel stressed just hearing about them too ;p

Lianne said...

sino to???